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Athurs notee: i DONT own hhry poter (lol dat wood b awsum if id id rite?) iby is MIEN! DINT USE HER UNLES I SAY SOO! Heather I luv u ur da best  thx 4 editin it 4 meh!

Hi im Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber. Im rly fukin hot nd skiny nd I hav blomd curly hair dat gose all da way 2 muh nees and mi boobs r big nd hot nd I hav long leg dat r rly long nd supr hot and im rly tan nd tall nd hot nd I hav ruby lips and mah teeth r wite nd perfect nd a prfect noes nd my eyes r rly hot nd dey r dark brown nd my eylashes r rly long and hot. I go 2 a wizerd skool calld hogwarts nd im a wich der. Im frum amrika but I wanted 2 go heer instead bcuz british guyz r so fucing sexah. Im 15 so ill b in muh 5 year der bcuz im transferrin frum my normul skool heer 2 da witch scool der.

I went in2 da greta hal wer de little kids wer bein sorted. Wen da last kid wer sortid da principal guy stud up.

“we hav a nu student frum amerika soo she neds 2 b surted. Evry1 giv a wsrm welcum 2 Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber!”

I waked thru da doors in2 da great hall nd evry1 got silent................................den............................dey all startid clapin nd cheerin cuz I wuz so supr fuckking hot nd awsum. I ssashyd up 2 da wiserd hat nd put it on muh hed.

“oh wow ur soo prity nd gorgis ns smart nd sweet nd popular nd basikly fuccking purfect! Lets c...............all da evil ppl go 2 slithrin so ur 2 nice, da srupid ppl go 2 huflpuf so ur 2 smart, al da NREDZ go 2 rvnklaw”

“i fukkin hat nerdz!!!!!!!!!!!” I yeld.

“i no me 2 rite?” sed da hat. “al da nerds go 2 ravenclaw so ur 2 popluar nd awsum, so I gess u MUST go 2..........................................................................................

2 B CONT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AN: Ohhhh cliffy! I gess ur jus guna hav 2 wate 4 da nxt chapeh! So how u like muh storee! Iz awsum iznt it? I noooooooo rite?!

da fist captre uv mi stiry!!!!!111111111
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:iconidontknowwhoyouknow:
Idontknowwhoyouknow Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This story is hilariously stupid!
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:iconirwinpink9:
irwinpink9 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is pretty funny, actually.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I guess it is.
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:iconirwinpink9:
irwinpink9 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:3
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:iconserenypie:
SerEnyPie Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Just reading 'Bieber', actually caused me to hate the fiction already
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TitanicGirl666 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is the most amazing fanfiction I have ever read, ever.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thx!
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:icontitanicgirl666:
TitanicGirl666 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No problem :D
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:iconfrillybows:
FrillyBows Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Damn, Ivy has WAY too many perks.

Is there anything Ivy sucks at?
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
no sehs purfekt LIK ME.
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:iconfrillybows:
FrillyBows Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
Delete her.

You know that :iconcandysmoochum: has been doing commentaries of your shitty fanfic.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ya i DO nd i tol her 2 delet dem.
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:iconfrillybows:
FrillyBows Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Er, she isn't a robot who follows orders.

And besides, I'm :iconcandysmoochum:! This my side account!
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ITS U?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!
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:iconfrillybows:
FrillyBows Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Yeah, its me!

Now, I don't have time for retards I have good art to make and good people to befriend.
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:iconcartooniac55:
Cartooniac55 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
You?
Perfect?
:iconroflcopterplz:
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i AM!
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:iconcartooniac55:
Cartooniac55 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
If you were perfect, then you would type like a normal person.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i typ in txt speek!
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:iconcartooniac55:
Cartooniac55 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
And it sucks.
Type normally!
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
no!
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:icontales-of-ragnia:
Tales-of-Ragnia Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This "Ivy" chicks seems like a complete bitch who needs to just be dead. That world would be so much better without her. : /
Oh what am I saying? That whole world is fucking doomed.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
fukc u!
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:icontales-of-ragnia:
Tales-of-Ragnia Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't hate on me just because you have no talent in making characters or stories.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i do hav talnt!
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:icontales-of-ragnia:
Tales-of-Ragnia Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not even a little. You don't even have any talent in comebacks.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
ya i do!
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:icontales-of-ragnia:
Tales-of-Ragnia Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You've proven you don't.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
no i dont!
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Si1verwing Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This whole story is just all kinds of stupid.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
is not!
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:iconsi1verwing:
Si1verwing Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is too.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
is nut!
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:iconsi1verwing:
Si1verwing Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It is.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
it not!
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:iconsi1verwing:
Si1verwing Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It is.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
is nut!
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Catthylove Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Stop. Just...stop.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
no!
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:iconcartooniac55:
Cartooniac55 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
What if we said please?
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
nut evn!
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:iconcandyreaper-malloko:
CandyReaper-Malloko Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ugh, would it kill you to give Ivy some flaws and make her LIKABLE?
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
if se had flwas den se WUDNT b likabl!
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CandyReaper-Malloko Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Actually, everybody in the real world has flaws and I find them likable.

Harry Potter has flaws, yet he's STILL likable.

Most of my OCs have flaws and a LOT of people love them anyway!
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
nu harees PURFECT
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:iconcandyreaper-malloko:
CandyReaper-Malloko Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Pfft. No one's perfect.

Just give Ivy at least one flaw. It won't make her bad, flawless characters need flaws, after all.

Look at my OC, Athena, she's not perfect. She's clumsy, has poor defense and has a quick temper, but she's still likable. Characters need both perks AND flaws.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
wel da mor purks da betr!
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:iconcandyreaper-malloko:
CandyReaper-Malloko Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Er, give characters a good amount of perks, but don't forget to give them flaws.
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:iconsaly-an-avry:
saly-an-avry Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
nu flaws r bad!
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LivanaTCD Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
OH MAH GEEWRDS ITS LYKSOW WOESOME AND STYFF!!1!1!1111

Ok, I cantkeep a straight face right now.
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