TE OVY COVEERED WALLLS OV HOGWrts chapte 1

Athurs notee: i DONT own hhry poter (lol dat wood b awsum if id id rite?) iby is MIEN! DINT USE HER UNLES I SAY SOO! Heather I luv u ur da best  thx 4 editin it 4 meh!

Hi im Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber. Im rly fukin hot nd skiny nd I hav blomd curly hair dat gose all da way 2 muh nees and mi boobs r big nd hot nd I hav long leg dat r rly long nd supr hot and im rly tan nd tall nd hot nd I hav ruby lips and mah teeth r wite nd perfect nd a prfect noes nd my eyes r rly hot nd dey r dark brown nd my eylashes r rly long and hot. I go 2 a wizerd skool calld hogwarts nd im a wich der. Im frum amrika but I wanted 2 go heer instead bcuz british guyz r so fucing sexah. Im 15 so ill b in muh 5 year der bcuz im transferrin frum my normul skool heer 2 da witch scool der.

I went in2 da greta hal wer de little kids wer bein sorted. Wen da last kid wer sortid da principal guy stud up.

“we hav a nu student frum amerika soo she neds 2 b surted. Evry1 giv a wsrm welcum 2 Ivy Caroline Celestia Allison Marissa Claire Bieber!”

I waked thru da doors in2 da great hall nd evry1 got silent................................den............................dey all startid clapin nd cheerin cuz I wuz so supr fuckking hot nd awsum. I ssashyd up 2 da wiserd hat nd put it on muh hed.

“oh wow ur soo prity nd gorgis ns smart nd sweet nd popular nd basikly fuccking purfect! Lets c...............all da evil ppl go 2 slithrin so ur 2 nice, da srupid ppl go 2 huflpuf so ur 2 smart, al da NREDZ go 2 rvnklaw”

“i fukkin hat nerdz!!!!!!!!!!!” I yeld.

“i no me 2 rite?” sed da hat. “al da nerds go 2 ravenclaw so ur 2 popluar nd awsum, so I gess u MUST go 2..........................................................................................

2 B CONT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AN: Ohhhh cliffy! I gess ur jus guna hav 2 wate 4 da nxt chapeh! So how u like muh storee! Iz awsum iznt it? I noooooooo rite?!